BORK
Delight over utility.
An entertainment app that translates dog barks into funny, contextual human sentences. Viral mechanic with shareable cards and emergent personality tracking.
BORK
pets
"Delight over utility."
What you get
Built the way we'd want it built ourselves.
Six design principles BORK shares with every other app in the studio. Opinionated on purpose.
Lives on your phone
Your data never leaves the device. No server to leak. No account to phish.
Fast enough to actually use
Core flows take seconds. Built for the in-the-moment version of you, not the imagined disciplined one.
Patterns surface themselves
The insight you need appears when the data is ready. No dashboards to babysit.
Made to be re-read
Your entries are kept as a readable record — something you'd actually want to open in a year.
Warm, not clinical
Written with a tone closer to a journal than a medical chart. Your language, not ours.
Pay once, keep using
A fair, one-time price where it makes sense. No dark patterns, no renewal notices.
How it works
Three steps. No account. No tracking.
01
Download once
Install BORK from the App Store when the waitlist opens. No account setup — it works the moment you open it.
02
Use for ninety seconds a day
The product is designed so the useful thing takes less than two minutes. Anything longer and you stop. We know.
03
Notice what changes
Patterns surface after two to three weeks. The data is yours alone — no cloud, no report to anyone.
Be early
BORK is almost ready.
Join the waitlist. We'll send one email when it's live, then leave you alone.
No spam. No tracking. Email only — unsubscribe with one click.
From the journal
Notes on care for the small ones.
- 01
What Your Dog Is Saying: The Hilariously Honest Translation
What your dog is saying with every bark, growl, and yap — and why the most honest translation you'll ever get might be the funniest one.
2026-04-15
5 min read
- 02
Vet Visit Checklist for Dogs: What to Track Before You Walk In
A vet visit checklist for dogs goes beyond vaccines and a leash — here's the behavioral data your vet actually needs, and how to have it ready.
2026-04-15
5 min read
- 03
Five Minutes of Mental Stimulation for Dogs: Why It Works
Mental stimulation for dogs doesn't require an hour at the park. Five focused minutes of sound play and games can shift a bored dog's entire afternoon.
2026-04-15
5 min read